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1 |
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After allowing the Carolina Panthers to go 70
yards and score a TD to go up 7-0 the Eagles
absolutely shut them down, allowing only 99
yards the rest of the game. The Eagles pounded
the Panthers 38-10, scoring with their offense,
defense and special teams. The Eagles forced 7
turnovers, and had 5 sacks in a dominating
defensive performance. |
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2 |
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I can give
it and I can take it away. One Week after the
Eagles win the wup ass award they got their ass
wupped! The New Orleans Saints put up 48 points
in Philly's house, put up 421 yards of offense
and forced 4 turnovers. It was the type of beat
down that I am sure helped land several Philly
fans in their built in stadium jail! |
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3 |
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My
apologies to the Baltimore Ravens who
smoked the Browns 34-3 but this is the
Lions week. After 19 straight losses the
Lions led for 46 minutes and 20 seconds in their
19-14 win over the embarrassed Washington
Redskins. This loss will probably cost Jim
Zorn his job. The Lions led TOP 36:48 to
23:12. Hey Washington you SUCK! |
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4 |
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I am not
sure I should give anyone an award for beating
the Rams since it has been done 4 times in a row
but the 49ers who are not very good put on the
beat down Sunday to the tune of 35-0. The Niners
held the Rams to 177 total yards, forced 3
turnovers, and sacked Kyle Boller 5 times. The
49ers truly embarrassed the Rams on this day. |
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5 |
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The 1-3
Seattle Seahawks came out of nowhere
to open up a can of wup ass on the
Jacksonville Jaguars 41-0. With Matt
Hasselbeck back the Seahags rolled up 379
yards and scored 41 points. The Hawks D held the
Jags to 199 total yards while sacking David
Garrard 4 times, and forcing 2
turnovers. Seattle climbs back into the soft
NFC West race with this victory. |
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6 |
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The Saints
won by 21 and the Patriots won by 59 but I still
have to go with the Raiders this week. Let's
face it the Raiders sucked. I am basically
giving this award to Andy Reid who got his big
ass wupped for 3+ hours on Sunday. The Raiders
outplayed and outcoached the Eagles for 3 hours.
Reid and the Eagles should be embarrassed! |
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7 |
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The Bengals
put a 45-10 ass beating on the 3-2 Chicago
Bears. The Bengals dominated throughout,
going up 31-0 before half time. Carson Palmer
threw 5 TD passes, and Cedric Benson made his
former team pay with 189 yards on the ground and
a TD. The defense picked off baby Jay Cutler 3
times for good measure. The Bears may have a
hard time regrouping after this one. |
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8 |
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Let me get
this straight, you had this game circled on your
calendar for months. You were held hostage by
the legend Brett Favre year after year. Now he
was coming your house, to feel the pain. You
were going to show him, and plant him into the
frozen tundra as an old piece of meat. What
happens, you go down 24-3 early, he puts up 4
TDs and 38 points on your ass and you can't even
sack him once! Packers you just got you ass
handed to you! |
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9 |
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The Green
Bay Packers have gotten embarrassed two weeks in
a row by the Vikings and now the dreamsicle 0-7
Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The Buccaneers scored 21
points in 10 minutes and 59 seconds to beat the
Packers 38-28. The Bucs sacked punching bag
Aaron Rodgers 6 times and forced 3
interceptions. Detroit, Oakland, and now Tampa
have all kicked some ass! |
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10 |
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Are you
kidding me? The Bengals went into the Steelers
house and beat their ass 18-12. The Bengals are
now 5-0 and the AFC North and a win against the
Browns away from sweeping their division rivals.
Don't look now but the Bengals are for real.
They held the Steelers to 12 points on only 226
total yards. They also sacked Big Ben 4 times,
forced an interception and gave him a QB rating
of 51.5! |
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11 |
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My
apologies to Oakland and San Diego but the
shocker of the week is the Kansas City Chiefs
beating the Pittsburgh Steelers 27-24 in OT.
There is no way this should have happened.
Pittsburgh had 27 first downs, 515 total yards
of offense and a 22 minute advantage in TOP and
the Chiefs still kicked their ass! |
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12 |
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I hope
everyone enjoyed hoodie and baby Tommy getting
their ass kicked on MNF 38-17! The Saints put a
physical and mental beat down on the Patriots.
The Saints put up 38 points and rolled up 480
total yards. The best part was watching the
Patriots give up with 5+ minutes left when they
sat baby Tommy down as to not risk injury. I
loved it!!! |
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13 |
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Not only
did the Oakland Raiders beat the Pittsburgh
Steelers but they scored 21 4th quarter points
on the road at Heinz Field to do it. Did I also
mention that Bruce Gradkowski was the QB and
that he put up 308 yards passing and a QB rating
of 121.8 on Pittsburgh's Defense who were in a
must win situation. Oakland is now a two time
wup ass award winner! |
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14 |
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I know the
Pittsburgh Steelers are cold but the Cleveland
Browns were 1-11! The Browns led wire to wire
and sacked Big Ben 8 times in route to a 13-6
beat down during prime time. The Browns held the
Steelers offense to 216 yards of offense ,
only 75 on the ground. |
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15 |
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Well I
hate the Dallas Cowgirls, and the Bucs only beat
Seattle so we are going to go with the Cats. I
usually make fun of the Cats but props to
kicking some Viking ass. The Cats were dominate
holding AP to 35 yards and bouncing Brett Favre
around. I think they showed teams how to beat
Minnesota. |
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16 |
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The
Saints were not hurt by the loss however the
Buccaneers did whip their ass. The 2-12 Bucs
came back from down 17-3 to beat the Saints. The
Bucs also put up 439 total yards including 176
on the ground. Will teams be able to pound them
on the ground now? A team as bad as the Bucs
2-12 has only beaten a 13 win team one other
time in history. |
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17 |
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The
3-12 Kansas City Chiefs had nothing to play for
and were playing on the road against a team that
still had a chance to make the playoffs. The
Chiefs proceeded to put up 44 points and 524
total yards of offense against the Denver
Broncos, including 317 yards on the ground! A
true season ending wup ass for the Broncos. |
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18 |
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How
great was it watching Bill Belichick and the New
England Patriots fall behind 24-0 13 minutes and
41 seconds into the game. Ray Rice and Willis
McGahee ran all over the Patriots for 234 yards
and 3 TDs! Meanwhile the Ravens D
completely shut down cry baby Tom Brady, holding
the Patriots to 196 total yards. There are not
many things better than watching the Patriots
get their ass kicked! |
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19 |
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Well
this was a no brainer as the Vikings beat
the ass of the Dallas Cowboys 34-3. The Vikings
defense dominated holding the Cowboys to 248
yards, and sacking Romo 6 times. Jared Allen was
a beast and Ray Edwards had 3 sacks . My
favorite part was the Vikings running up the
score on 4th down with 1:55 left in the game.
Thanks Vikings I loved all 3 hours of that ass
kicking!!! |
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20 |
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The
Indianapolis Colts were favorite, but they fell
behind 17-6 and were being outplayed well into
the first half. The rest of the game was Peyton
just being Peyton as I like to say. The Colts
ripped off 24 straight points and put up 461
yards of offense on Rex Ryan's defense. Say it
ain't so Rex, but you got your ass whipped! |
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21 |
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Well
there is no better wup ass than to wup the ass
of your opponent in the Super Bowl and that is
just what the New Orleans Saints did. After
falling behind early the Saints outscored the
Colts 31-7 including a clutch pick 6 from Tracy
Porter. Congratulations to the New Orleans
Saints the 2009 NFL World Champions! |
