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Ray Lewis
said the bottom line is there ain't no man over
there that's just gonna flat-out whoop me. Well
Ray was right as Ray and the rest of the
Baltimore Ravens defense bitch slapped Rex Ryan
and his Jets 10-9 on MNF. Rex learned if you're
going to talk the talk your players better walk the
walk. |
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2 |
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The New
York Jets and Mark Sanchez beat some Tommy B and
Unabomber ass on Sunday. The Jets coming off a
less than stellar effort against the Ravens put
up 21 unanswered points to take out the
Patriots. In doing so they picked off Brady
twice and also forced a fumble. Mark Sanchez
also outplayed pretty boy compiling a QB rating
of 124! |
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3 |
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The Chiefs
stomped everyone's preseason favorite the San
Francisco 49ers 31-10 and are now 3-0. The
Chiefs put up 457 total yards of offense, sacked
Alex Smith 5 times, and were 8 yards from Jamaal
Charles and Thomas Jones putting up 100 rushing
yards each. The Chiefs beat their ass! |
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4 |
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The
Baltimore Ravens went into Pittsburgh and
knocked off the previously unbeaten Pittsburgh
Steelers 17-14. The Ravens held the Steelers to
210 yards. The Ravens also beat the New York
Jets on the road to start the season. Look for
the Ravens to get their offense going and to
continue beating ass! |
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5 |
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When you
have only won two of your last thirty-four games
and beat any NFL team by 38 points the wup-ass
award is all yours. The Detroit Lions put a 44-6
whupping on the St. Louis Rams and got a little
revenge for their lost to the Rams in 2009. |
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6 |
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Not only
did the St. Louis Rams 8.5 point underdogs and
worst team in the NFL in 2009 beat the San Diego
Chargers they dominated them. The Rams had 3
players with two sacks each and a total of 7 for
the game. The Rams defense held the top ranked
offense in the NFL to 287 total yards, and
kicked their ass! |
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7 |
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My
apologies to the Oakland Raiders who score 59,
but I have to go with the New York Giants. Not
only did the Giants put up 41 points and 500
yards they also broke the clavicle of Tony Romo
and ended the season of the Dallas Cowboys who
are now 1-5! Way to kick that cowgirl ass! |
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8 |
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The Green
Bay Packers went into New York (NJ) and shut out
the 5-1 New York Jets on their home field. To
make their feat more impressive the Packers were
without several players on defense. The Packers
recorded 2 sacks and 3 turnovers while kicking
the Jets ass! |
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9 |
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Back to
back for the Pack. You knew this was coming
after they lit up the Cowgirls 45-7 on prime
time national TV. The Packers ended the Cowgirls
season, helped them to fire Wade Phillips and
kicked their ass all over the field for 3+
hours. Good times is what I called it. |
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10 |
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Well it was
not exactly an upset but it was the best start
to an NFL game I have ever seen. The
Philadelphia Eagles were up 35-0 one play into
the second quarter. It was also the best
statistical game I have ever seen a QB
have as Michael Vick accounted for 6 TDs with 4
through the air and 2 on the ground. Washington
has their ass beaten 59-28 on MNF! |
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11 |
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After
falling behind 28-7 on the road the Buffalo
Bills outscored the Cincinnati Bengals 42-3 to
win 49-31 and ending the Cincinnati Bengals 2010
NFL season which has spiraled out of control.
Time for the T.OCHO show and Marvin Lewis to
move on and this ass beating is just another
reason why they need to start over. |
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12 |
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The San
Diego Chargers scored the last 20 point of the
game and beat the Colts 36 to 14 in
Indianapolis. The Chargers completely dominated
the Colts while intercepting Peyton Manning 4
times. The Chargers beat the Colts ass again and
seem to have their number. |
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13 |
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One week
after everyone was talking about the Chargers
making a late season run and winning the AFC
West they were blown out at home by the Oakland
Raiders 28-13. The Raiders had a 17 minute TOP
advantage. For some reason the Chargers only ran
the ball 8 times during this beat down. The
Chargers now trail the Chiefs by 2 games. |
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14 |
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This was a
tough week for the wup ass award.. I am going to
go with the Chargers because technically they
beat a first place team 31-0 . The Chiefs were
with out Matt Cassel but this was an old fashion
AFC West beat down! The Chargers held the Chiefs
to 5 first downs and 67 total yards of offense.
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15 |
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There are a
lot of worthy teams this week but I have to give
the wup ass award to the Philadelphia Eagles for
scoring 28 points in the final 7:28 of the 4th
quarter on the road in New York to basically
take over the NFC East. Michael Vick accounted
for 372 yards and 4 touchdowns in a stunning
victory. |
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16 |
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The Green
Bay Packers scored 31 of the final 34 points to
embarrass the Giants for the second week in a
row with a 45-17 ass whipping. Green Bay rolled
up 515 yards of offense, over 400 yards of
passing and 27 first downs in a dominating
performance which gives them a leg up on the
Giants for the final Wild Card playoff spot. |
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17 |
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While it
pains me to do this I have to give the Week 17
wup ass award to the Seattle Seahawks. In truly
the only meaningful game of the weekend they
beat the St. Louis Rams 16-6 behind Charlie
Whitehurst. Seattle dominated forcing 7
3-and-outs from the Rams offense and holding
them to 184 total yards in the game. Seattle
moves on to play New Orleans in the playoffs.
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18 |
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Well
the only home team to win in the Wild Card round
was still a big surprise. For the second week in
a row the Seahawks win the wup ass award
by beating the World Champion Saints 41-36, The
Seahawks who were 28th in total yards on the
season ranked up 41 puts and 415 yards to lay
the smack down on the Saints |
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19 |
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For the
second time this season the New York Jets and
Mark Sanchez beat some Tommy B and Unabomber
ass! The Jets who talked the talk all week also
walked the walked in taking it to the Patriots
all day long. How great was that watching the
Patriots be frustrated for 3+ hours! Way to go
Jets! |
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20 |
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The
Steelers completely dominated the Jets during
the first half of the AFC Conference
Championship game jumping out to a 24-0 on their
way to Super Bowl XLV. The Steelers held the
load mouth Jets to 289 yards and held on for a
24-19 victory. Black and Yellow to the Super
Bowl for a record 8th appearance. |
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